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Fade in Mrs Sheenan walks down corridor and enters the room, Mr Conolly is already sitting at desk. Mrs Sheenan: Hiyah Mc Conolly: Welcome Mrs Sheenan, Eh, Im Mr Conolly and ill be holoding your interview today Mrs Sheenan: Ok, its nice to meet you Mr Conolly: Well ive been looking at your resumé and I'm very impressed. In fact your.. over qualified to be an accountant Mrs Sheenan: Oh thank you. thats good cause i wasn't planning on working very hard anyway Mr Conolly: oh really? Mrs Sheenan: absolutely, infact i only intend to show up when i feel like it Mr Conolly: (confused) oh.. hm.. ok.. so.. tell me a bit about yourself? Mrs Sheenan: Well ive got terrible hygiene and i have quite a few annoying personal habbits Mr Conolly: oh ok.. well i really don't think your suitable for this job Mrs Sheenan: thats ok, i quit Mr Conolly: you cant quit? you dont work here.. Mrs Sheenan: yeah i know, why would i work here? Mr Conolly: Like we would ever hire you and even if you did work here, you wouldnt get the chance to quit, because wed fire you first Mr Sheenan: